Cow jokes Category

• Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.


• What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !


• Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!


• Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.


• A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!


• A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.


• Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!


• Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!


• Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!


• Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!