Burger jokes Category

• Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!


• Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!


• Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!


• Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!


• Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.


• How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!


• How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!


• How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!


• How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.


• How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!